Strange Yet True English Subtitles

Killer Standup

These real English subtitles have been featured in films primarily in kung fu films from Hong Kong. Here’s some of the best subtitles that will have you doubled over from laughter!

You daring lousy guy.

Beat him out of recognizable shape!

Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination.

I have been scared silly too much lately.

I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

How can you use my intestines as a gift?

Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feats on some butt of the giant lizard person.

I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

I will kill you until you are dead from it!

Gun wounds again?

Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken.

Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat.

Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!

You are too useless. And now I must beat you.

This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and l leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.

My innards have all been disturbed by him.

I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It's fair.

This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!

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