How kids show off

Three little Kids were standing around on the school grounds boasting about their dads. The first kid, a little boy said, "My Dad writes a few words on a piece of paper. He calls it a poem, and people give him $100 for it."

The second kid, also a boy said, "That's nothing. My Dad writes a few words on a piece of paper. He calls it a song, and people give him $200 for it." The third kid, a girl said, "My dad’s better than both of yours easily.

My Dad writes a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes seven people to carry all the money he gets for it!"